Fifty Shades of Grey 24 Days of Tease Countdown Calendar
The Fifty Shades of Grey 24-Day Tease calendar is an assortment of 24 of the best-selling, E.L. James-approved Fifty Shades of Grey sex toys.
It contains BDSM sex toys and accessories hidden behind enclosures like an advent-calendar. The idea behind putting the toys inside the advent-style gift box is to let you open one door each day to reveal something new to sample for that particular day.
While this approach will certainly appeal to couples who want to be adventurous and playful, you do not have to play by the rules – you can pretty much reveal everything on day one and have fun with the toys that appeal to you.
Opening all the doors on the first day kills the anticipation and defeats the purpose of having the toys hidden in an advent calendar but, ultimately, it depends on what you enjoy.
The toys that come into contact with sensitive skin should be lubed up. Have a water-based lubricant on hand as you use the vibrator, cock ring, or anything that can potentially irritate the skin if used unlubricated.
You should establish which toys are waterproof and which ones aren’t. Either way, most of them are made of silicone.
For those that are waterproof, a bit of warm soapy water will do the trick. A quick wipe down will suffice for the ones that are not waterproof.
To disinfect your shared toys, buy a sex toy cleaner (Some people find this to be over the top arguing that since you are already sharing body fluids, you should be okay sharing toys without having to disinfect them).
When the package arrives, it will be wrapped discreetly in an unnamed package because you wouldn’t want everybody to know about your guilty pleasure. When you unwrap the package, you will find a big black box with Fifty Shades of Grey branding. Inside it, you will find:
The Pinch Nipple Clamps
The pinch nipple clamps are designed to instill pleasurable pain to your sensitive areola. They have weights attached to them to intensify the pinch
The parts that come into contact with the skin are padded with soft silicone to cushion the grip and avoid injury.
To ensure the tweezers do not bite at your nipples too hard (or too softly to stay in place), the clamps are adjustable. This allows people with different pain thresholds to wear them because they can apply the right amount of grip for optimal stimulation.
Pro tip: With the weighted clamps attached to yours or your partner’s nipples, lightly massage the increasingly sensitive areola with a vibrator for enhanced pleasure.
Carnal Bliss Pleasure Beads
These beads are designed for anal insertion. If you wear them during sex, they massage your prostrate for extra stimulation.
The first bead is smaller than the rest for easy insertion and at the other end is a ring that allows you to tag at the beads either to remove them or to push them in.
Pro tip: Insert the beads the next time you have sex then ask your partner to pull them out slowly as you approach climax. Please, do not forget to lube up!
Nothing But Sensation Nipple Stimulators
If your girl gets a kick out of you massaging or sucking at her nipples, she won’t mind the extra oomph these bad boys bring to nipple-arousal.
These stimulators create a vacuum around the areola thereby drawing blood (due to air pressure) making them extra sensitive and ripe for teasing.
Pro tip: Line the rim of each teaser with lubricant to create an air-tight seal.
Please Sir Flogger
Flogging is synonymous with BDSM – when people hear of BDSM, their imaginations quickly cast a picture of a submissive partner getting whipped.
The Fifty Shades of Grey flogger is perfectly sized; somewhere between a normal-sized flogger and a genital flogger.
- Material: Faux leather
- Measures 15 inches from tip to handle
Tighten and Tense Jingle Balls
When your partner slips these into her vagina, they make for good kegel exercises. If your girl does kegel exercises her vagina will be tighter and her orgasms stronger.
The balls weigh 70 grams each; which is adequate for experienced users and not too taxing for beginners.
As she gets more advanced, the challenge will be to hold them in for longer durations. The jingle balls come with a retrieval cord-like tampons for easy removal.
- Weight: 70 grams each
- Material: Smooth silicone exterior
Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator
This rabbit vibrator has two motors; one in the shaft for G-spot stimulation and another in the rabbit ears for clitoral stimulation.
Its silky silicone exterior provides a deluxe, sensual touch and its ability to quickly take up the body temperature enhances comfort and pleasure.
The vibrator has a couple of vibration modes. The shaft vibrator runs nine distinct vibration patterns at three distinct speeds. The clitoral stimulator runs at three speeds.
- It is USB rechargeable
- It has two motors.
- Runs quietly
Again and Again Adjustable Penis Ring
If you normally have trouble maintaining your erection during sex, this adjustable cock ring can help. It fits snuggly (thanks to the toggle hold) ensuring that your erections are rock-hard and that your staying power is enhanced.
Pro tip: If you have had bad experiences with cock rings, usually it is caused by wearing rigid rings that either restrict blood flow or are too wide to be effective. An adjustable ring solves the problem.
A Perfect O Love Ring
This cock ring, made from firm yet stretchy silicone, also helps if you have trouble maintaining an erection during sex.
Since it does not have any metal parts, it passes TSA metal detectors making it convenient for quick erotic getaways. It is also small and easy to pack.
Secret Weapon Vibrating Love Ring
The Secret weapon vibrating cock ring is designed to be worn around your penis during sex. It settles at the base of your shaft where it serves two purposes:
It regulates blood flow from the penis to maintain your erectness (if you have trouble maintaining your erection during sex)
Since it comes into contact with her clitoris during sex (missionary position), the pulses stimulate her and bring her to orgasm faster.
You can also wear it on your hand and use it during foreplay as a clitoral stimulator. Its loop design enables you to maneuver it with your index finger. Since the bullet vibe is removable, you can use it independently as a massager.
- Material: Silicone
- Powered by a bullet vibrator
Heavenly Massage Bullet Vibe
Just as the name suggests, you can use this vibe to give your partner sensual massages. A quick trip around her body with the bullet vibe dotted with stops at her erogenous zones should loosen her up after a long and stressful day.
It’s not just for her, she can use it to return the favor and give you a sensual massage.
Pro tip: she can also use it for self-pleasure.
Restrain Me Bondage Rope
This twisted rope is suited to bondage because it is silky smooth and non-elastic. Its merits are:
- It is easy to untie and tie
- Since it is smooth, it does not cause friction burns on the parts that come into contact with skin
- It is strong
- Easy to wash
People do not give much thought to the rope as they assemble their bondage kit until they buy a bad one and realize too late that it either doesn’t untie easily or that it causes friction burns when it rubs the skin.
No Peeking blindfold
Its centimeter thick padding makes it soft and cushy. The exterior is made of sleek satin, and the interior (that comes into contact with your eyes) is fluffy. The blindfold comes with an elastic band that you should use to fasten it to your head.
Sweet Tease Nipple Stimulators
They have a removable bullet vibrator and they can be adjusted to fit anybody. They are made of velvet-soft silicone for a tight yet soft grip for optimal pleasure.
Just Sensation Clitoral Clamp
The clamp targets the over 8,000 nerve endings in the clit to increase sensitivity and set your girl up for some intense orgasms. It is weighted to give the clit a gentle tag that teases it out and makes it erect for enhanced stimulation. Whatever you do, do not forget to apply lube.
- Made of nickel-free metal.
- Weighs 15 grams
Totally His Soft Wrist and Ankle Cuffs
The inside is soft and furry for maximum comfort. You’ll use Velcro to fasten the cuffs to your wrists. Both the flexible nature of the interior and the firmness with which the cuff fastens ensure that it is comfy and tight enough to wear for as long as your bondage session lasts.
It also comes with a quick-release clip that goes well with other restraints and leads. The metallic silver satin exterior makes for a stylish finish.
Still Baby Still Bondage Tape
The three rolls of bondage tape that come in different colors allow you to create restraints that are comfy enough to wear for long durations. You can use them instead of rope to tie your lover up for your bondage session.
- The tape is self-adhesive; it sticks to itself but not to skin.
- Length per roll: 32 feet (10 meters)
Adrenaline Spikes Pin Wheel
Use this Wartenberg wheel to arouse prickly sensations throughout your partner’s body. Ideal for teasing, its 22 spikes role over the skin gently poking the nerve endings to cause an adrenaline spike that accentuates lovemaking. The handle is textured for good grip.
- Weight: 59 grams
- Material: Hypoallergenic (no nickel)
Secret Touch Finger Vibe
This finger vibrator brings together touch and vibration to elicit nimble stimulation during lovemaking or foreplay. The tip is textured for optimal stimulation.
It is powered by a removable vibrating bullet that can be used separately. The loop helps secure the vibe against your finger for maneuverability.
- The bullet is single speed
- Use water-based lubricant
- Material: body-safe silicone
Room Coll Hog Tie
This four-way hog-tie is used to secure the wrist and ankle cuffs for full-body restraint. It does not stretch.
Driven By Desire Pleasure Plug
Introduce anal play with this flexible butt plug. It is made of smooth silicone to slip right in when lubed up. It is quite small and, therefore, not intimidating. The curved tip is for extra stimulation.
- Material: body-safe silicone
- Lubricant: Water-based
Twitchy Palm Spanking Paddle
One side is covered in silky satin for sensual stroking while the other has firm leather for a firm spanking. Underneath the surface is a layer of neoprene intended to diffuse the impact of each swing.
The feather tickler to produce arousing sensations in your partner’s erogenous zones. Use them during your masochist play or normal foreplay.
- Pro tip: Use with blindfolds and bondage kit to add an element of unpredictability.
- Material: Hypoallergenic food-grade material, phthalates-free
Lubrication: Silicone products used strictly with water-based lubricant.
Materials used are hypoallergenic: Faux Leather, body-safe silicone, silk, non-nickel metal, Neoprene.
Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator Charging:
- Charge for 2 hours for 1 hour of use
- Uses USB to 5mm Barrel Jack DC Power cord
I recommend that you buy it online from a trustworthy seller. It happens to be the cheapest place you can buy it and you are assured of the quality. If you don’t fancy it yourself, you can buy it as a gift for someone who loves the famous E L James Trilogy.